How To Get a Piece of Apple Pie by Matt Boy

This is the way Matt boy gets a piece of pie.
I know - I watched him.

Grab a sharp knife - you just MIGHT need it.
Then with a smile and dirty hands - dig in.

Flash your dirty hands and then take that knife and poke,

poke and poke some more.

Nah...that doesn't work.
Dirty hands do a WAY better job!

See it's that easy. Drop the knife.
Just use your hands and pick off the top crust.
Now that's how you get a piece of pie!
Thanks Matt boy!